Extender Stretcher

Is it just me or is this guy out of his mind?

So I’m bored at work so i decided to brows through eBay’s everything else section when I ran across this listing.
Is this guy nuts or am I missing something? and don’t say brain

don’t you pity the fool that would buy it? I don’t know though. Maybe we could join forces and get rich. I have plenty of rocks if you could supply the rope.

Jez Extender Video – The Penis Extender/Stretcher that Works

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Waistband Extender $9.99 …

JES Male Penis Extender Deluxe Silver Box Set, Instructions Included $195.00 The classic best seller in a New Silver box, incl. 3 sets of elongation bars (2-9 inches) and a set keys to tighten/loosening the elongation bars. 2 years warranty, CD instructions. The Jes-Extender (sometimes misspelled as a Jez-Extender) is a non surgical penis enlargement product which uses traction to naturally make the penis larger – both in length and girth. The Jes-Extender has sold over 10…

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